Friday, March 1, 2013

Guy Code #40 A Pretty Face Cures All





There are many women around the world that may feel insecure about something pertaining to their looks. If I could address all of these ladies at once I would relay the message.... "Get over it!" "Somebody Loves you Baby, Woah, Woah, Woah" (Shout-out to Patti Labelle). There is a guy out there that likes the very thing that you may despise and could care less what you lack. Guys are guys for a reason. I know that doesn't sound like much but allow me to explain.

"I have big breasts and no backside"
Know this, for every guy you don't attract because of your backside, you will gain two times the number of guys because of your nice size rack. Guys are simple we like what we like. There are guys that would rather have a women who are top heavy. No need to cry over spilled milk. Its not the end of the world that your back pockets are baggy, a man will love you all the same.

"I have a nice butt but itty bitties"
Guys know this all too well. A lot of guys are butt men and to be honest they could care less how top heavy you are. As long as women possess what a guy likes she is in the clear. Trust and believe if a guy is not attracted to something you have he wouldn't deal with you #fact. So don't complain about what you don't have be thankful that you have something that drives men crazy.

Which leads me to my final point. Nice sized beasts yeah that's cool. A nice backside that's even better. But what about the girl who has neither. If a girl has a pretty face, a guy can care less about her body because beauty is valued on a high level. Having something pretty to wake up to beats having something to grab any day. Bodies can be enhanced, altered, fixed etc but a pretty face beats the competition every time. All in all.. A Pretty Face Cures All #GuyCode


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5 comments:

  1. I found this both informative and hilarious. And it's true. I hear my guy friends drool over Emma Watson who, in my opinion, looks like a 15-year-old boy.

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  2. This is so funny but true. Female stress to much. Its always somebody out there thats going to want exactly what you got.

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  3. There is way too much emphasis placed on bodies. I have a friend that is all of 110 lbs. She feels she needs to "get thick" because thats what she sees on tv. The video girls have made it very hard for the average girl.

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  4. I always complain about having the body of a "12 year old boy" (yea somebody actually said that to me before) but for some reason I am making it work. I do not beleive that a butt or breast can cure anything, but having a great personality will always be more important to me.

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  5. I enjoy this post because its very direct. Ladies are always complaining about what we don't have which makes us insecure and want to make our bodies better. When all in all we should cherish how GOD made us. Altering anything says you are unhappy with the way you are. Of course we are brainwashed by the "american beauty" or with the stereotypes (yellow/red bones, darkskin) but if you find someone who cherishes you being top heavy, or having a big bottom never really matters. As in the other post a good personality is what is important.

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