Monday, February 18, 2013

Guy Code #144 The Urinal

Ahh yes, the bathroom is a sacred place used in the privacy of an individual. In the bible it makes reference to the saying "there is a time and place for everything". With that being said the bathroom is the time for you to handle your business and move it along. For starters there should always be one urinal in bewtween each individual. It's nothing more uncomfortable that having that one guy that chooses the urinal right next to you and you're the only two in the bathroom. Like really? Next, keep your eyes straight ahead, this is not the time to talk about how your day is going, or the new Beyonc album. Get in, get out and carry on. Lastly, a wise man once said, "If you shake it more than two times, your playing with yourself...#GuyCode

6 comments:

  1. I think this post is so funny. And i believe strongly that men should follow "guy code" and women should follow "girl code". What happens if guys dont follow their code?

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  2. I literally LOL'd (laughed out loud). I'll make sure to pass this rule down to my nephew, who has finally made his first trip to the men's room.

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  3. I don't have that problem when using public facilties. The benifits of having stalls. But tha would be very uncomfortbale and creepy if someone just came up next to me while i was handling business to converse.

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  4. Believe it or not, there should be a girl code for the restroom also. Im not sure how many times I have gone into a restroom and hear conversations over stalls. It may not bother the people engaged in the conversation but something makes me feel that relieving yourself while complaining about menial things to your friend in another stall is the right thing to do.

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  5. I hate public facilities, especially restrooms, makes my skin crawl. I need to be comfortable in my own home where I know privacy will be granted if needed. I agree with @innerfatgirl there should be a girl code for us too.

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  6. Lol! Definitely agree. I wouldn't want to know that the person that I am dating is breaking the guy code when it comes to the bathroom. This is very sensitive and breaking this code could leave you "suspect". Guys have way more bathroom rules than girls do, but I think its completely necessary.

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