GuyCode #8 Don't blow Sho, for Mo and end up with No

What does that mean? Well I'm glad you asked. As guys there are decisions that we make that seem to not make any bit of sense, how do I know. You ever ask a guy what he was thinking or why he even did what he did and he responded "I dont know"? Well he wasn't lying. The thing is we really don't know, alot of what we do makes sense in our heads until it all falls down in our faces like a game of Jenga.

Case and point...

Guy wants girl...                               Girl #1
Guy meeets girl...
Guy likes girl...
Guy spends time with girl...
___________________________________________
Guy wants another girl                      Girl #2
Guy meets girl...
Guy likes girl
Girl doesn't like guy
Guy gets no play...
___________________________________________
Guy wants girl again...                       Girl #1
Guy likes girl...
Girl doesn't like guy...
Girl doesn't do well being #2...
Girl listens to to much Beyonce
Guy gets no play
Guy looses girl...
Guy now listens to Drake

Say no to fools gold. Too many times guy's are out there taking the bait, the Thirst is real. They think they can work a situation and in the sense have their cake and eat it to.. Hold up wait a minute, but isn't that the point of having the cake? uuuhhhh yea but not really lol

All the time a guy spends trying to talk to girl #2, #3 or #4 is time that he could have invested in the girl that all ready has most of his attention. They say that everything the glitter isn't gold. Trying to go for something that looks good, they loose sight of the sure thing that was there and in the long run their left stuck between a pimp and a hard place.



Dont blow Sure money for More money and end up with No money #GuyCode

Guy Code #40 A Pretty Face Cures All

There are many women around the world that may feel insecure about something pertaining to their looks. If I could address all of these ladies at once I would relay the message.... "Get over it!" "Somebody Loves you Baby, Woah, Woah, Woah" (Shout-out to Patti Labelle). There is a guy out there that likes the very thing that you may despise and could care less what you lack. Guys are guys for a reason. I know that doesn't sound like much but allow me to explain.

"I have big breasts and no backside"
Know this, for every guy you don't attract because of your backside, you will gain two times the number of guys because of your nice size rack. Guys are simple we like what we like. There are guys that would rather have a women who are top heavy. No need to cry over spilled milk. Its not the end of the world that your back pockets are baggy, a man will love you all the same.

"I have a nice butt but itty bitties"
Guys know this all too well. A lot of guys are butt men and to be honest they could care less how top heavy you are. As long as women possess what a guy likes she is in the clear. Trust and believe if a guy is not attracted to something you have he wouldn't deal with you #fact. So don't complain about what you don't have be thankful that you have something that drives men crazy.

Which leads me to my final point. Nice sized beasts yeah that's cool. A nice backside that's even better. But what about the girl who has neither. If a girl has a pretty face, a guy can care less about her body because beauty is valued on a high level. Having something pretty to wake up to beats having something to grab any day. Bodies can be enhanced, altered, fixed etc but a pretty face beats the competition every time. All in all.. A Pretty Face Cures All #GuyCode


Don't believe me just watch..

 

 



Guy Code #88 The Wing Man

It's a bird, it's a plain, no silly it's your neighborhood Wiiinngg Maannnn. Found in pretty much every city, country and state across the world. The Wing Man posses powers that even Super Man couldn't handle. Every guy needs a Wing Man just like Batman needed Robin, Ed and Edd needed Eddy, Ash needed Pikachu.

"For the greater good of the Team" The core value that the Wing Man has. He puts himself in the line of fire for the team. Great wing men keep the partying going, it's a must that the party goes on.

The job of a Wing Man is overlooked in many ways. They are saving relationships and bars everywhere. 

Take one for the team #Guy Code



Guy Code #144 The Urinal

Ahh yes, the bathroom is a sacred place used in the privacy of an individual. In the bible it makes reference to the saying "there is a time and place for everything". With that being said the bathroom is the time for you to handle your business and move it along. For starters there should always be one urinal in bewtween each individual. It's nothing more uncomfortable that having that one guy that chooses the urinal right next to you and you're the only two in the bathroom. Like really? Next, keep your eyes straight ahead, this is not the time to talk about how your day is going, or the new Beyonc album. Get in, get out and carry on. Lastly, a wise man once said, "If you shake it more than two times, your playing with yourself...#GuyCode

Black Hair: Yours or Theirs?



What a wonderful thing hair is. Short, long, red, black to a guy like me if you like it I love it. I love hair. And no I wouldn't call it a fetish, not at all. I just occasionally like to run my hands through hers if the length allows me to of course. I'll braid it, pull it, play in it, you get my drift.  But here's the kicker, in order for me to be able to play in your hair, ultimately I must me able to touch your hair. And if your hair is anything of Brazilian,  Indian Remi, Peruvian or Malaysian we know that it is better to look and not touch. Soooo where do we go from here?

I'll tell you where I go, I go to where my fingers are wanted. It's nothing more awkward than running your hands through a girls hair and having your fingers run over braids as if they were speed bumps. I didn't mean for my fingers to get that deep but I was under the impression that this was yours. Just my luck, Theirs.... Now I have to suppress my urge to play in your beautiful black hair. Sure, I could still go through the motions and trick my mind into believing that this is the real deal but just like the new host of 106 & Park, the new found success of the Redskins and McDonald's not having a real $1 Menu anymore... it's just not the same smh.

Intro

Some guys are frowned upon for the way they think. In the defense of men everywhere, we just can't help it. We see things differently. There is an unwritten code of conduct that us men go by called "Guy Codes". We use these codes to takcle various situations throughout life and evaluate our way of living. Talking about such a delicate subject, I put my own guy code at risk. For the sake of knowledge this blog will take you through the mind of men and explore one of the oldest unwritten documents known to man: Guy Code.